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"Fiat is the Matrix" Crypto T-shirt

"Fiat is the Matrix" Crypto T-shirt

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Break Free from the System: "Fiat is the Matrix" Truth Teller Tee

Wake up. The financial system you've trusted your entire life? It's all an illusion – and this shirt is your red pill.

The Ultimate Truth Bomb in Cotton Form

While the masses sleepwalk through endless money printing, inflation, and financial manipulation, you've seen behind the curtain. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a declaration of independence from the broken fiat system that's been stealing your wealth one printed dollar at a time.

Why This Design Hits Different:

  • Instant Street Cred: Other awakened minds will recognize you immediately
  • Premium Quality: Built to last longer than the dollar's purchasing power
  • Conversation Dominator: Turn every coffee shop into a Bitcoin orange-pilling session
  • Matrix-Level Comfort: Soft enough to wear while stacking sats all day

The Shirt That Speaks Volumes:

Every thread tells the story of monetary revolution. From central bank printing presses to Bitcoin's fixed supply – you understand what most people refuse to see. The Matrix isn't just science fiction; it's financial reality, and fiat currency is the code that keeps everyone trapped.

Perfect For:

✓ Orange-pilling family at holiday dinners
✓ Bitcoin conferences where truth-tellers gather
✓ Grocery shopping while inflation hits your wallet
✓ Anyone ready to escape the financial Matrix

Join the Resistance

This shirt isn't for everyone – only for those brave enough to question everything they've been taught about money. While others chase green pieces of paper backed by promises, you've chosen the orange pill of Bitcoin truth.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause:

  • Spontaneous conversations about Austrian economics
  • Friends asking you to explain Bitcoin (again)
  • An overwhelming urge to stack more sats
  • Liberation from financial illusion

The choice is yours. Stay plugged into the fiat Matrix, or wear your awakening with pride.

Choose wisely. Add to cart now.

Only available until the next money printer goes BRRR.

Care instructions:
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



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Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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