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"One Bitcoin = One Bitcoin" Crypto T-Shirt | Bitcoin
"One Bitcoin = One Bitcoin" Crypto T-Shirt | Bitcoin
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Mathematical Truth Wear: "One Bitcoin = One Bitcoin" Purist Tee
Stop measuring Bitcoin in fake money. Start thinking in the world's hardest currency.
The Ultimate Unit of Account
While the masses obsess over dollar prices that change by the minute, you've transcended fiat thinking entirely. This shirt represents the purest form of Bitcoin consciousness – measuring wealth in the only metric that truly matters: Bitcoin itself.
Why Bitcoin Maximalists Love This Design:
- Pure Philosophy: Embodies the deepest level of Bitcoin understanding
- Conversation Starter: Forces people to question their fiat mindset
- Premium Quality: Built to last as long as Bitcoin's timechain
- Tribal Signal: Instantly identifies you as a true believer
Beyond Fiat Brain
$30k? $100k? $1 million per Bitcoin? These numbers miss the entire point. When you truly understand Bitcoin, you realize the dollar price is just noise. One Bitcoin has always equaled one Bitcoin – and that's the only math that matters for generational wealth.
The Zen of Bitcoin Thinking
This shirt represents enlightenment in digital form. You've stopped caring about short-term price movements because you've grasped the fundamental truth: Bitcoin isn't going up – everything else is going down. The dollar isn't the measure of Bitcoin's worth; Bitcoin is the measure of the dollar's failure.
Perfect For:
✓ Bitcoin conferences where IQ levels soar
✓ Orange-pilling sessions that blow minds
✓ Daily wear for maximum orange pill distribution
✓ Anyone who's transcended fiat measurement
The Philosophy That Changes Everything
When you stop thinking in dollars and start thinking in Bitcoin, your entire relationship with money transforms. Suddenly, you're not worried about volatility – you're accumulating the hardest money ever created, one satoshi at a time.
Mathematical Certainty: There will only ever be 21 million Bitcoin. Your dollars? They're printing more right now.
Wear the Truth
This isn't just a shirt – it's a meditation on scarcity, value, and what money really means. Every time someone asks about the "price" of Bitcoin, you can simply point to your shirt and smile.
Think different. Measure different. Add to cart.
21 million shirts maximum. Just kidding – but the message is forever.
Care instructions:
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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